"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but, if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace." -Old Tart Toter
Have a cup of tea.
Questions?
Reblogged from stayneg4tive
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
Waay too much false sense of hope in one sentence
Reblogged from thegodlynom
You don’t have enough badges to hit me!
If only Splash actually worked like this
Reblogged from leecake
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
(Source: estebansraybans)
Reblogged from stayneg4tive
you’re the only one who understands me google
i tried to scroll past i really did
Reblogged from letschangetheuniverse
“Bitch whatchu staring at I’m fabulous”
(Source: digi-egg)
Reblogged from juleskimpo
hitting a point-of-no-return in a game and forgetting to get important items
Reblogged from gettinallmahniggasweird
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
white people
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????
IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP
Dude, they’re angels. They don’t know what they’re doing yet!
INFORMERCIAL!
(Source: bitchface-loves-you)
Reblogged from juleskimpo
“We don’t have any place to sit,” “Don’t worry, i got this.”
what
wat
i just stared at this for at least ten minutes
i’m speechless
It’s a fucking slinky couch wtf
(Source: gifabit)
Reblogged from stayneg4tive
(Source: melted-ch0colate)
Reblogged from stayneg4tive
‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earlier’
(Source: princeowl)