TeaStrings

"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but, if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace." -Old Tart Toter

Questions?

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supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

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joshpeck:

housewifeswag:

this speaks to me on a spiritual level.

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thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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frickfrackbootysmack:

angelt626:

And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.

it winked are you joking

(Source: hoppusfarm)

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poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

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peachgod:

shit’s about to go down in hundred acre woods

(Source: dreamsofthemist)

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pablothecoati:

cheethos:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

Stop right there, Satan.

Brilliant

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crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

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detectivelestrvde:

ask-fira:

harrysthefather:

tony-can-pierce-my-veil:

gettin-nakie-outside:

witchyroses:

kickthebuttstickz:

fantasticallyshantastic:

stickyhunter:

fanuary:

stickyhunter:

ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

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HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

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Follow my lead, people!

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Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

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Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

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Huh? What is this?

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YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

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Okay…

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support

I wonder what mine do…

MYGOD

IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE

I love this post so much

why is thor wearing a thor shirt

(Source: ollivander)

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shittier:

who is she

(Source: cyndaquilz)

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Reblog if you DISLIKE Justin Bieber

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hieis-uncle:

pokemonpornblogger:

awesomeisred:

fuzzykitty01:

paranormal-rebel:

randomfatechidna:

comeonbruh:

shanzadi:

holy shit, the notes….

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This has more notes than the ‘Make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged pic on tumblr’

1 million more than the last time this crossed my dash.

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11mio. o.O just wow

I’m glad that my gif is still there

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters)

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leagueoflegends:

A New Dawn

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simplyjoshv:

I love how our generation glamorizes a time period where the majority of us would have faced discrimination

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losgatoshermanas:

:’(

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